"The Alamo"
On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and walked from his bunk on the floor of the Alamo up to the observation post on the west wall.
William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were there already. The three gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving steadily towards them. Davie turned to Bowie with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Jim, are we pouring concrete today?"
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"Kentucky Inn"
What differentiates a Kentucky hotel from those in other states ?
When you call the front desk of a Kentucky hotel and say , "I've gotta leak in my sink ," the clerk says ,"Go ahead ."
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They've resorted to recycling old jokes . . . . .
"Headache what headache?"
When you call the front desk of a Kentucky hotel and say , "I've gotta leak in my sink ," the clerk says ,"Go ahead ."
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They've resorted to recycling old jokes . . . . .
"Headache what headache?"
A guy is out with buddies, has a few drinks and is feeling a little frisky, but being a true and noble husband to his wife . . . . he goes home.
Finding her in bed reading a book he comes up with a plan. Off to the bathroom he goes returning to the bedroom with two aspirin and a glass of water.
She sees him come into the room carrying something and ask what he has.
He says, "Two aspirin, and a glass of water for your headache."
"BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."
Finding her in bed reading a book he comes up with a plan. Off to the bathroom he goes returning to the bedroom with two aspirin and a glass of water.
She sees him come into the room carrying something and ask what he has.
He says, "Two aspirin, and a glass of water for your headache."
"BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."
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p.s. As you can see A.S. really got a kick out of these.
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