Little johnny's on the loose:
The sex-ed teacher draws a picture of a penis on the board and asks the class ,"Can anyone tell me what this is ?"
Johnny stands up and says ,"I know what it is . It's a penis . I know 'cause my daddy has two of them ."
The teacher is a little surprised . "Two of them ? Johnny , are you sure about that ?"
"For sure I'm sure ! He uses the little one to pee with and he uses the big one to brush the baby-sitter's teeth with ."
The little bastard is still on the loose:
Little Johnny was sitting in his 5th grade classroom when he noticed a dog mounting another dog out on the playground.
Johnny immediately went to the teacher at the front of the class and said “Sister, what are those two dogs doing?”
Thinking fast the nun replied “Well Johnny, it looks like one of the dogs has hurt his leg and the other is helping him get home”
Johnny looked out the window again then looked back at the teacher and said “Sister isn’t that just the way it is – try to give a guy a hand and end up getting fucked in the ass!”
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