Joke Time:
God finds a man whose faith is unparalleled and grants him one wish .
"Build me a bridge to Hawaii," says the man. "So I can drive over anytime."
God says:
"Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking . The supports to reach the bottom of the Pacific . The concrete and steel it would take . I can do this , of course , but it's hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things . Take a little time and think of another wish , a wish you think would honor and glorify me".The man thinks for a while and says ,"I wish I could understand women".
God replies, "You want two lanes or four"?
Not enough? How about another?
Sam gets a parrot for his birthday . It has a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary . Every other word is a swear word.
Sam tries to change the bird's behavior with polite words and soft music , but nothing works . Out of desperation , he throws the bird in the freezer .
It squawks , kicks , screams , then falls silent . Sam , worried , swings the freezer door open .
The parrot calmly steps out and says:
"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions . I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior ."
Sam is astonished at the change in the bird's attitude and is about to ask what caused it when the
parrot continues , . . . ."May I ask what the chicken did ?"
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