. . . Ghosts? I said Ghosts?

A professor at Auburn University is giving a seminar on the belief in ghosts. He asks his students how many believed in ghosts. About 80 of his students raised their hands.

That's a good start.

How many of you who believe in ghosts have actually seen one? About 30 students raised their hands.

That's good, I'm really glad you are taking this seriously. Ok, has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?

About a dozen students raised their hands.

That's a great response, has anyone ever touched a ghost?

Two students raised their hands.

That's fantastic! but let me ask one more question...have any of you ever made love to a ghost?

One student in the back of the class raised his hand.

The professor is astonished.

He removes his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has actually claimed to have slept with a ghost, why don't you come up here and tell us about it."

The redneck student replies with a grin and begins to make his way to the podium. The professor says, "well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "ghosts? oh... I thought you said goats!"