Friday, November 16, 2007

Michigan's pwned


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Q: What do you call a Michigander who practices birth control?
A: A humanitarian.

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman in Michigan?
A: A tourist.

Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Michigan?
A: They lost the recipe.

Q: What do you call a Michigander with a degree?
A: A liar.

Q: Do you know why Lloyd Carr will only be dressing 40 players?
A: The rest know how to dress themselves.

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