Q: Why do women in Michigan wear high heels?
A: To keep their knuckles from dragging on the ground.
Q: Why are there 2 teams from Michigan in the Big ten?
A: There was so much crap in Ann Arbor they had to start another pile.
Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?
A: There are some things even pigs won't do.
Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Michigan?
A: It's too hard on the mule.
Q: How many pallbearers would be needed for a Wolverines funeral?
A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles.
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog on the freeway and a dead Michigan fan on the freeway?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What is the definition of a wolverine?
A: A rat with VD.
Q: What is the difference between a Michigan fan and a bucket of s#!%?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between Michigan stadium and a porcupine?
A: Michigan stadium has 100,000 pricks on the inside.
Q: How do you get to Ann Arbor from Columbus?
A: Go north until you smell shit, then west until you step in it.
Q: How do you keep a Michigan player from drowning??
A: Take your foot off of their head."
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