Some More Bad Jokes

3rd Man to walk on water;

The 1st one was Christ:

The 2nd one was Peter, the Apostle;

The 3rd one was this guy Jose;


Here's this:
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer ? . . . . . . . . . . His partner .

Another:
"Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and, as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
"You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

More:
On his last day of work , before retiring , a mailman is greeted by a beautiful young housewife who invites him in for breakfast.

After they eat she leads him up to the bedroom for an extensive sexual romp . Afterward she gives him two dollars.

"Jeez," says the mailman ,"this is great , but what's with the two dollars?"
"Well . . . . since you're retiring , I asked my husband what we should do for you" .

He said . . . . . . . . . . . "Fuck him - give him a couple of bucks." . . .
"Breakfast was my idea ."


Had enough?
A stranger was seated next to little Johnny on the airplane when the stranger turned to him and said, Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
What would you like to talk about?

Oh, I don't know, said the stranger. How about nuclear power?

OK, he said. That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?

The stranger thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.

To which the little Johnny replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know shit?