Let 'em Do It

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Or 39 reasons to blow yourself all to hell.

Let us examine the lifestyle of these filthy slimeball dog-haters

1. No Jesus
2. No Christmas
3. No Easter Bunny
4. No Spring Break
5. No cheerleaders
6. No strippers
7. No television
8. No Nude Women
9. Heck, no SI Women
10. No car races
11. No Nascar!
12. No Danica Patrick
13. No football
14. No NFL network
15. No frakin' BSG
    
16. No soccer
17. No pork BBQ
18. No Bacon
19. No hot dogs
20. No burgers
21. No chocolate chip cookies
22. No lobster
23. No nachos
24. No Beer nuts
25. No Beer !!!!!!!!
26. No riding mower
27. No picnics
    
28. No Mescal
29. No belly shots
30. Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
31. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
32. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
33. More than one wife!!!
34. You can't shave.
35. Your wives can't shave!!!!
36. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
37. Your bride is picked by someone else
38. She smells just like your donkey.
39. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

Wouldn't you blow the shit out of yourself!?!?!?

Matter of fact, maybe we can help them blow themselves all to hell.