Monday, May 12, 2008

Living the Under-employed life



Artie speaks:

Hey crackernuts, how's it hanging?

Well I got shit-canned from my cushy cubicle job 'cause I spen too much time oogling the young broads and the college intern chickee's in the building.

Hell how did I know they were gonna pop me for sticking the camera up there like that. or taking pictures when they were licking their swizzle sticks. you know . . . those little wood pieces of shit-for their coffee . . . speaking of wood.

Anyway, I'm now a frickin' consultant, and i work when i want, hell I even set at the typewriter naked-thinking about little wooden swizzle sticks. Take that you pompous suit wearing office wankers,

Freelancer . . . . . . . . that's me suckers, now you can all kiss my ass.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

please remove this piece of shit soon....